Worst Pick Up Lines Ever
Not all men have been blessed with the gift of conversation or with nerves of steel, much less the skills required to hook the interest of an attractive female. In fact, most men don’t have these talents, which is why the pickup line was created.
Now, there are good pickup lines and bad pickup lines, funny ones and creepy ones, and there are ones that work and ones that don’t, but even the worst pickup lines can be effective. Stacey Gates Charter put it nicely: “A cheesy pickup line said with the intention of getting a laugh can work as an icebreaker. But you have to make sure you make it into a joke. Then once you make us laugh, we will be more inclined to spend some time getting to know you.” As you can see, delivery is the key to success.
Patience Phillips also had something interesting to say: “Saying something ‘clean’ and witty would get my attention if it includes grooming, fresh breath and a quality cologne that suits his pheromones.” So, essentially you don’t even have to say anything to make your first impression. That’s like winning the lottery without picking numbers.
Look at that, men, free advice from the other team. Read it and take it to heart.
Let’s get to the good stuff. Coming straight from your comments, here is the Top 10: Worst Pickup Lines.
Worst Pick Up Lines
10. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
9. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.
8. If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.
7. Excuse me, can you give me directions…
6. Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something.
5. My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?
4. Hey, you look really fun – I had to come talk to you.
3. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger
2. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
1. My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can’t keep it in.
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