Funny Pick Up Lines that make people laugh, some sparing no expense. Some lines will make them walk away; some may stick around for more of your funny self. There’s no denying that there is power in a funny line and that it takes great skill to successfully use it to pick up. Just keep in mind that everyone always has room for a good laugh. If they don’t, they’re not looking to go home with anyone and you probably won’t be interested in them anyway.
Funny Pick Up Lines
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- You don’t need a bodyguard, you need a ‘bootyguard’
- I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
- Do you know Karate, cause I don’t want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
- Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
- Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Hope these Funny Pick Up Lines will help you get your girl.