Best pick up lines for you

best pick up lines

You know the scene: you’re out with your gal pals, unwinding from a long day with a couple of drinks and over strides Mr. Sleaze Ball and one of his infamous pickup lines: ” I’ve got a very special delivery for you. Where should I put my package, in the front or in the back?” Seriously, dude?

Best pick up lines are hard to come by (and you have to give the guy credit for at least making the first move), but here are 10 pickup lines that rank as the best of the “best.” They may not get him your digits, but at the very least he won’t leave with your handprint across his cheek. We’ll definitely roll our eyes and groan, but these pickup lines are just cheesy enough to actually break the ice. And that’s what makes a winning line in our book.

Pickup lines are a tricky business. Oftentimes, they’re creepy to the point of deserving a slap. When they’re not creepy, they’re so corny that they warrant an eye roll so gloriously dramatic, sarcastic, and spiteful that the shame-stink of it will haunt you forever, like the spray of a skunk. And they don’t make tomato juice that can wash shame-stink off of your soul.

Best pick up lines

  • You smell like trash, may I take you out?

  • I don’t know if you know this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

  • How about you wrap your legs around my head so I can wear you like the crown you are?

  • I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

  • Inheriting 80 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart…

  • Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.?

  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

  • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

  • Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hope these Best Pick Up Lines will help you get your girl :).

Related : Top 10 Best Pick Up Lines That Cannot Fail

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